Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Discussion on Daughters and Puberty. I need a Xanax
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 | Original Musings by
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Obviously I have no idea what is in store for me... and please keep in mind, most of my comments are tongue in cheek here between two girl friends (Jen, me and p=girlfriend). Here is a copy/paste with some minor name editing:
Jen: you know.... I'm not sure I understand little girls. I really don't.
p: ;)
i'm scared to ask
LOL
Jen
this morning I took her to school and asked if she had a good birthday and she started CRYING!!! telling me she wanted to go bowling! I was like WTF???? Said you had 3 friends over yesterday and I thought that is what you wanted and you never told me you wanted to go bowling. She then strting crying more saying, "I tried to tell you but the kids just wanted to play." WTF??? I told her I couldn't afford to take every one bowling and I would take just her and I. WTF???? we've been talking about your bday for a week and you tell me the day after you want to go bowling and you're crying???? honestly, I'm glad I was at a loss for words.
I don't get little girls.
p: C was bawling this morning because she didn't think she rinsed the conditioner out of her hair well enough and i made her get out of the shower anyway
Jen :
ok
so, this is normal?
p :
oh yeah
Jen :
becuse my jaw is still on the ground
and it was 2 hours ago
p :
it's the beginning of puberty, hon
Jen
jeez
p:
hormones start entering at around 7
Jen
that early?
damn
time to change the parenting arrangements
p:
yeah
Jen
say hi to daddy
p:
real puberty won't start for a few years
Jen
ROFL
(jk btw)
p:
but the estrogen is on its way ;)
oh i know LOL
Jen :
well, thanks for the headsup, I thought I had til 10 or so
eff this. I'm getting a Rx for xanax
p: lmao
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"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." ~~~ Martin Luther King, Jr.
"I like running because it's a challenge. If you run hard, there's the pain----and you've got to work your way through the pain. You know, lately it seems all you hear is 'Don't overdo it' and 'Don't push yourself.' Well, I think that's a lot of bull. If you push the human body, it will respond." ~~~Bob Clarke, Philadelphia Flyers general manager, NHL Hall of Famer. (Will-Weber's "Voices From the Midpack" chapter.)
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